14 Ladies, die von Eminem lyrisch zerlegt wurden

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Jeder weiß, dass Eminem sich vor niemandem zurückhält, wenn es darum geht zu dissen, herumzusticheln, oder seine herben Witze zu machen.

Der Mann ist nunmal der König der Rap-Lyrik und jeder, der von seiner Feder Aufmerksamkeit geschenkt bekommt, sollte sich eher geehrt, denn angegriffen fühlen.

So kam mir neulich die Frage, wieviele Künstlerinnen eigentlich unter Eminems „Opfer“ weilen. Wie es aussieht, weniger als gedacht. Sofern ich mich nicht verzählt habe, sind es bisher „gerade mal“ vierzehn Damen.

Unten sind ihre Namen, samt der Line, in der es über sie geht, aufgeführt:

  1. Lana Del Rey: „Play nice? B*tch, I’ll punch Lana Del Rey right in the face twice, like Ray Rice.“ („Shady XV — THE CXVPHER“)
  2. Mariah Carey: „What you trying be, my new wife?/ What, you Mariah? Fly through twice!“ („Superman“)
  3. Kim Mathers: „Don’t you get it, b*tch? No one can hear you/ Now shut the f*ck up and get what’s comin‘ to you/ You were supposed to love me/ Now bleed, b*tch, bleed.“ („Kim“)
  4. Debbie Mathers: „See what hurts me the most is you won’t admit you was wrong/ B*tch, do your song, keep telling yourself that you was a mom!/ But how dare you try to take what you didn’t help me to get/ You selfish b*tch; I hope you f—ing burn in hell for this sh*t.“ („Cleanin‘ Out My Closet“)
  5. Christina Aguilera: „Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs/ So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst, and hear ‚em argue over who she gave head to first/ You little b*tch, put me on blast on MTV: ‚Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee!’/ I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD.“ („The Real Slim Shady“)
  6. Britney Spears: „These f*cking brats can’t sing and Britney’s garbage/ What’s this b*tch, retarded? Give me back my 16 dollars.“ („Marshall Mathers“)
  7. Lady Gaga: „Tell Lady Gaga she can quit her job at the post office/ She’s still a male lady.“ („A Kiss“)
  8. Pamela Anderson„Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee’s t*ts off and smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross.“ („My Name Is“)
  9. Miley Cyrus: „Six s*men samples, 17 strands of hair found at the back of a van after the shoot at Vanity Fair/ Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can opener and be cut open like cantaloupe on canopy beds.“ („3 A.M.“)
  10. Norah Jones: „What the f*ck is going on? Who the f*ck is Norah Jones?/ Shady wait a minute, baby, leave the whore alone/ Just go up there and be humble and take them awards home.“ („The Conspiracy“)
  11. Khloe Kardashian: „All I know is, I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo with the ugly Kardashian/ Lamar, oh, sorry yo, we done both set the bar low.“ („Berzerk“)
  12. Kim Kardashian: „Damn, I think Kim Kardashian’s a man/ She stomped him, just ‚cause he asked to put his hands on her massive gluteus maximus again/ Squeeze then squish it and pass it to a friend.“ („We Made You“)
  13. Lindsay Lohan: „He does not mean to lesbian offend, but Lindsay, please come back to seeing men/ Samantha’s a 2, you’re practically a 10/ I know you want me, girl, in fact I see you grin.“ („We Made You“)
  14. Tori Spelling: „Her voice was more horser than Tori Spelling’s face.“ („Love Game“)

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